Attention: It is April 2nd. PLEASE take down those Christmas Wreaths.
A pet peeve of mine are those sad, crunchy brown Christmas wreaths that adorn houses all over the suburbs. I know they tend to become invisible (you’ve become “wreath-blind”), and I know we have had an insane amount of snow, but man, they are a fire hazard! They could go up at any moment. Easter is Sunday. Please take a moment for the safety of your family, and take down those wreaths!