Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Uh, huh, what? Vice President Joe Biden can’t come up with a reason why he shouldn’t run for president, but he’s going to think long and hard and decide next September. I can smell the smoke from here. Good Lord.
SPRINGFIELD: After this week’s Gallup and Rasmussen polls show Generic Republican leading incumbent President Obama by five to eight points, speculation has risen to a fever pitch in Generic “Gerry” Republican’s home town of Springfield . Although there is scant information available about Mr. Republican, insiders claim he may be close to throwing his hat into the ring for the 2012 election. Mr. Republican has kept his exploratory committee on a tight leash, and his exact plans are still virtually unknown. Mr. Republican has scheduled a press conference for Monday afternoon in Springfield. Updates as they become available.