To Mothers everywhere: you deserve a…

Hope you had a big ass Mother’s Day!

What a Momma’s Boy…

CHICAGO – Delfino Juarez (18), and his loving mother Karen (49) are charged with first-degree murder after a drive-by shooting earlier this week.  The mother and son team were out for a nice drive together in the family van (since they were unable to celebrate Mother’s Day two weeks ago due to parole restrictions), when Delfino and a pedestrian began exchanging gang signs.  Delfino then took out his gun and shot Jesus Sanchez, also 18 years old, and Karen sped away from the scene, where she proceeded to hide her van from the police.  Miguel Vasquez (18),  a witness to the incident, gave his interpretation of the events, including interpreting the gang signs:

“First, Fino and his Moms were just cruising down the boulevard real slow, when they see Jesus walking down the sidewalk.  Jesus flashed his gang sign, which said “Yo – who’s team you on, anyway?”

Fino answered back “Come on, yo, you know I’m with the other guys”

Jesus signed “Wazzup with your Moms driving you ’round?  Won’t your Mommy let you cruise by yourself?”

Fino signed “Shut up, at least I HAVE a Mom who rides me ’round the hood!”

Jesus reorted with “Oh, I’ve HAD YOUR Mom; she let me drive her van, too!  Mamma’s boy!

Fino: “Am not!”

Jesus: “Are so!”

Fino: “Am not!”

Jesus: “Are so – Infinity!!!!”

“Fino pulled his pistol and BAM - popped Jesus right there and then.  Fino started bawlin’ like a baby, because the kickback from his piece freaked him out a little, while his Mom wheeled the van around and bolted from the area.”

The two hope to be incarcerated at the new “Mother-Son Shared Prison Facility” under trial in Western Chicago.  Their attorney was not available for comment.

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