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Attention, Ladies: Just in time for Christmas!!!

How many times have you said to yourself, “Gee, I wish I could urinate standing up, it would be so much easier”, or “Gosh, I’d love to write my name in the snow sometime”. The wait is now over; just in time for Christmas is the following real-life product:

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

GoGirl is easy to use and fits easily in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment. It’s a must for travel and sports. And it’s great for everyday––no more crouching over or trying to cover up an unsanitary public toilet.

While the concept may be new to you, European women have used female urination devices for years. GoGirl’s not the first device of its kind. But try it. And we think you’ll agree it’s easily the best.

Only GoGirl is made with flexible, medical grade silicone. Dispose of it after use. Or clean and reuse as you like. (Urine is sterile, but the product can come into contact with contaminates during use, so take precautions when cleaning.) Our patented splash guard eliminates messing and spilling. Once you practice a time or two, using a GoGirl is going to feel like second nature.

// Now for only $10, you can carry around this beautiful pink funnel in your purse, so you can “man up” when you want to. Don’t worry about having to carry around the soiled item, just throw it away or store it in a plastic bag and clean it when you get home! I know I’ll be getting one for each of my closest gal pals. If European ladies use it, it MUST be cool!

Valentine’s Day Obligatory Comments

 

Valentine’s day is Sunday, which means you’re crazy to try to dine out in any normal fashion at any point this weekend. If you’re not planning on dinner out, you could just make your loved one a gift. Here are eleven easy-to-make gift ideas from Instructables via Popular Mechanics . If you receive one of these, please let me know.  I don’t understand what a companion cube is, but I’m not that into Valentine’s day. Check it out for your self (there’s a lego project, and everyone I know vacuums up more legos each week than this project requires).

Candy? Sure – get him or her some candy. Those conversation hearts by NECCO are hip and up to date since they now include “TEXT ME”, and “EMAIL ME”. The NECCO people have their finger on the pulse of the nation, I tell ya. For a snarky change, you could try these Bittersweets hearts (their tag line is “Valentine’s Day candy for the rest of us”), which share “Dejected, Dysfunctional, or Dumped” sentiments.  You won’t see these feisty phrases on NECCO hearts: WE HAD PLANS, I WANT HALF, and I GOT SOBER.  They’re only $10 per tin.  Order Now!

Finally, here’s some advice for the men:  six underwear styles that no man, NO MAN, should ever wear. The model wearing the Hello Kitty frisky briefs looks like he may have scoliosis. Enjoy – the pictures will be seared on your retinas for only an 8 to 10 hour period.

Just in time for Christmas, New Fragrance

HUBRIS for men

Just in Time for Christmas

Nazi Gnomes Unite!

Finally! For the Skinhead White Supremacist who’s SO tough to buy for, they’re the original Nazi garden gnomes!  Standing at attention, sporting a snappy salute, these little buggers will liven up any front yard, parking lot, neighborhood park, or unassuming religious institution.  Available two finishes (not black), sold only in 3-packs; refunds not available.

Just in time for Christmas…

Say goodbye to toilet paper!

..for your environmentally conscious friend or family member, try these washable, reusable ‘Family Wipes’ from Wallypop!  Encourage them to show their piety by eschewing wasteful, expensive, environmentally unsound American toilet tissue, and start using these soft, cute cloths! Your female friends might also like the ‘Cycle Pads’, too! (Add in an adorable ‘wet bag’ for storing the used products until laundry day to make it a special gift!)

Just in time for Christmas…..

When you want a playful burqa

 

or the Haj, or whatever.  For the gal who has it all, it’s the Hello Kitty Burqa!  Order now, quantities are limited!  (Please note that this model was flogged severely after the photo shoot, since we can still kinda see her face, and we surely can see three of her unclothed toes!).

Women Crushed Under More than Healthcare Decisions

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First Lady Michelle Obama described how women are “crushed” under the current health system (don’t be confused with being “constricted” by that weird belt she had on). Women are the ones that choose their family’s doctors, women make the appointments, and women provide the follow-up on care for their family members.  She stressed the point that women are largely responsible for healthcare decisions in their families, and that they are overburdened with these duties.  Healthcare reform would empower these women by simplifying the decisions to be made for herself or her family.  “Women are the ones to do it”. Mrs. Obama also proposed that we also implement reform in the following segments of our society, in addition to the dreadful healthcare industry, that are also currently “crushing” the women in our nation with so many choices and options:

Greeting cards & gifts: recent surveys showed that 9 out of 10 women are responsible for keeping track of birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, etc., and are also responsible for procuring appropriate greeting cards and thoughtful gifts for the entire family and close friends. This cannot go on.

School Committees & Activities: 6 out of 10 women surveyed are involved in at least one school activity or committee, with participation required at least twice per month. Women are also expected to make costumes, cook for school bake sales and activities, and participate in non-formal school fundraising.  Please make it stop.

Grocery & Sundries: 9 out of 10 women surveyed provide all food and sundry procurement services for their home, including meal planning, nutritional analysis, economy analysis, and delivery.  They also clean out the fridge on some periodic basis when their ungrateful family doesn’t eat what they’ve procured.  This is slowly killing our nation’s women.

As we can see, women suffer on virtually every level of their lives, and it is time to stop dragging our feet on enacting true change that will benefit a huge segment of our great nation.  Please  -  contact your representatives today to unburden our nation’s women.  Having all these choices and responsibilities is really crushing us, and we’ve been hoping and waiting for meaningful change to come.

Valentine’s Day – there’s still time…

…to make these gifts for that special someone. Thank you, Popular Mechanics!